6:31 AM | Posted by Harikesh | 0 comments

Dads Dungeon

Alright. Whaddaya wanna see next? A cheetah! A fart! A cookie! An external hard drive! Ooh, ooh! Change into Finn, but give him my body! BMO, your ideas are boring. What? Your head on my body isnt boring! Its weird! Alright, Ill try to turn into a cheetah farting. I cant do the spots. Sparkles on the house? LETS SQUISH EM!
Did you squish the sparkles? No. Theyre around this holo-message player. Its got a cartridge with it. Oh, snap!

Well, plop that cartridge in the slot, playah!

What? What was that about?
Uh...
Duh... duh... du-ugh...
duh...

Yeah! Okay!Hello, boys. Dad! If youre hearing this prerecorded hologram message, its because I passed on, and my spirit sparkles guided you to its secret hiding place. Right now, Im holding both of you in my hands. Youre both still little squishy babies. I made you boys something. Its a dungeon. A proper dungeon. Full of evil monsters, traps, and magic.

The whole kazoo!

Whoo!
Whoa! Burgers and hotdogs!
Yeah, yeah, YEAH!
Wait, Jake!
But... burgers and hotdogs..

Whoa! Kickin! Kickin! Now, this next part of the message is just for you, Jake, so Finn, cover your ears. Jake... really, this dungeon is for Finn. I know I wont be around forever, and I wanna make something that will force Finn to toughen up. What? Now, tell Finn to uncover his ears now. Dude, take your hands off your head.

WHAT?

Alright, boys. Now to give you some incentive, at the end of the dungeon, Im going to put the family sword. Its made out of demons blood. Whoa, what the..? Whoa, dang! Give me back my blood, Joshua!

Kee Oth Rama Pancake

Blood Demon. Waaaaah! Whoa! Geez-louise! The dungeons eighty paces west of here under a dumb-lookin rock. And Finn, this dungeons gonna kick your tail. I bet you wont even get past the first trial, ya whiny baby!